When the goyslop has just too many addictive chemical additives to resist, wear this shirt to let all & sundry know that you’re an early death positive diabetes pro. It’s a perfect blend of memento mori & self-harm-by-food humour, suitable for quadruple bypass enthusiasts & those who just don’t care if 13 big food brands off them. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex tee is comfortable & durable even for the fattest ham in town, making it a great addition to your casual wardrobe. It’s relevant for Halloween celebrations and fans of unique, eye-catching designs.
GPSR information: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan, 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and UK as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazzard: For adults, EU warranty – 2 years, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
